Perspective

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York .

Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.

He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says : '' You are a hero,
tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers. "

'' Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl. "

The man says : " But I am not a New Yorker ! ''

Oh well then, it will say " Brave American saves life of little girl, " the policeman answers.

" But I am not an American, " says the man. Oh, what are you then, says the policeman ?

The man says : '' I am a Pakistani ! ''

The next day the newspapers says : '' Extremist kills innocent American dog. ''

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The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

" I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything. "
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept :

Musharraf : Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs......., I would like to assure you that we had nothing to do with that......,

Bush : What buildings ? What people ??

Musharraf : Oh, and what time is it in America now ?

Bush : It ' s eight in the morning.

Musharraf : Oops, sorry, I almost forgot...................Will call you back in an hour !
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 Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bar man,
" Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee ? "

The bar man says '' Yep, that's them alright. '' So the guy walks over and says, '' Hello, what are you guys doing ? ''

Bush says, '' We're planning world war 3 ''

The guy says, '' Really ? What 's going to happen ? ''

And Vajpayee says, '' Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and
one bicycle repairman. ''

And the guy exclaimed, '' A bicycle repairman ?!! ! ''

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, '' See, I told you no one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis ! ''

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