November 18, 2010


But The Other Lesser Known Facts are:

1. Mumtaz Was Shahjahan's 4th Wife - Out Of His 7 Wives.

2. Shahjahan Killed Mumtaz's Husband To Marry Her.

3. Mumtaz Died In Her 14th Delivery

4. He Then Married Mumtaz's Sister!

Question Arises

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Five Surgeons

> Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.

> The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating
> table
> because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

> The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything
> inside them is colour-coded.'

> The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best;
> everything inside them is in alphabetical order...'

> The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers.
> Those
> guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
> and
> when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all
> wrong.
> Politicians from India are the easiest to operate on. They have no
> guts, no
> heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving
> parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'

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Credit Exposure

A naked and drunken woman boards a cab in London one night.
The Gujju driver keeps staring and does not start the cab.
Woman : Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before
Gujju Driver : I am not staring at you lady ..... just wondering where you kept money to pay !
Moral: That is what most of the American and European banks failed to do (ie) Assessing repayment capacity before taking exposure !! 

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November 06, 2010



Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if
they aren't prepared or the answer!

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called
his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.    
He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.
I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly,
 you're a  big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on
your wife, manipulate  people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a  big shot when
you haven't the brains to realize you never will  amount
to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes,
I know  you.."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones,
do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known
Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy,
bigoted, and has a  drinking problem. He can't build a
normal relationship with anyone  and his law practice
is one of the worst in the state. Not to  mention he
cheated on his wife with three different women. One of  
them was your wife. ..
Yes I know him."  
The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench
and in a quiet  voice said: "If either of you rascals asks
her if she knows me,  I'll send you to jail for contempt
of court !!!
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October 17, 2010

Fwd: Fw: Written by a Pakistani journalist abkout India ....... Must forward ...

Dear  All...........

Written by a Pakistani journalist about India ....... Must forward to all Indians!

Capital suggestion
By Dr Farrukh Saleem

Here's what is happening in India :

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.

In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 bill ion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday gift:

A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani's wife, and Mukesh is not India 's richest but the second richest.

Mukesh is now building his new home, Residence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean ). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh's new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building. The first six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance.. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre. Then there's a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family's guests. Four floors above the guest floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to care for the family and their family home.

In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment destination. Pakistan wasn't even in the top 25 countries.

In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist the UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan. Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi .

Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin; 38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians; and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.

For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail. Sun Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham.

Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard's E-speak project. Four out often Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bollywood produces 800 movies per year and six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.

For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore.India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire).

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani's father, left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their combined wealth stood at $94 billion. On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56 billion). Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup. We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124).
We have the same DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same movies and sing the same songs. What is it that Indians have and we don't?


And also to mention: They think of Construction of own nation, unlike other nations who are just concerned with destruction of others...

Simple answer to why the Indians fare better than the Pakistanis - They don't focus on religion all the time and neither do they spend time and money in devising ways to kill their own and everyone else over religion.
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October 10, 2010

35 Indian Home Remedies

 2) Home Remedies for Body Odour:

 Use antibacterial soap or deodorant soap while bathing. To combat the unpleasant armpit odour apply cider vinegar. It serves as the best body odour home remedy treatment. In the bathing water, add a few cups of tomato juice and soak yourself in water for about 15 minutes.

 3) Home Remedies for Backache:

 Lime juice serves as an excellent home remedy for backache. Squeeze the juice of 1 lemon and add common salt in it. Drink it two times in a day. It will act as a great back pain reliever.

 As a part of back pain home remedy treatment, raw potato in the form of poultice is to be applied on the pain affected area.

 Usually Vitamin C that is mainly found in citrus fruits is considered valuable for getting rid of backaches. Consume about 2000 mg of this vitamin everyday.

 Applying garlic oil on the back gives immense relief from back pain. Take about 10 small garlic pieces and fry them in oil on a low flame. You can either use sesame oil, coconut oil or mustard oil. Fry till the garlic cloves turn light brown. Let the oil prepared from garlic cool completely.

 Thereafter apply it on the back and keep it for about three hours. In a couple of days, you'll feel its magical effects

 4)Home Remedies for Cough:

 Grapes help a great deal in treating cold in a few days. Consume 1 cup grape juice and also add 1-teaspoon honey to it.

 Almonds are excellent for dry coughs. Soak about seven almonds in water and keep them overnight. Next morning peel off the brown skin.

 Now grind them to form a powder and add twenty grams each of butter and sugar and form a paste. Consume it twice a day , once in the morning and the second time in the evening.

 5) Home Remedies for Comon Cold:

 Lemon can be used effectively to treat common cold, as it increases the body resistance. Take one glass of warm water and pour some lime juice and a tsp of honey in it and consume it once or twice on a daily basis.

 Take 1 tbsp of Pepper powder and boil it in a cup of milk. Also add on a pinch of turmeric to it. Put some sugar for taste. Drink it once in a day for about three days.

 Take 3-4 tsp Onion juice and 3-4 tsp Honey and mix well before consuming.

 6) Home Remedies for Common Fever:

 The juice of grapefruit is valuable in all fevers. Helpful in quenching thirst, it also removes the burning sensation produced by the fever. Half a glass of grapefruit juice should be taken with half a glass of water.

 Another ideal food in all types of fever is orange. It provides energy, increases urinary output, and promotes body resistance against infections. It is especially effective when the digestive power of the body is seriously hampered.

 7)Home Remedies for Defective Vision:

 Consume foods rich in vitamin A (like raw spinach, turnip tops, milk cream, cheese, butter, tomatoes, lettuce, carrots, cabbage, Soya beans, green peas, fresh milk), as vitamin A helps in improving the eyesight.

 8) Home Remedies for Diabetes:

 Take 15 fresh mango leaves and boil them in 1 glass of water. Keep them overnight. Filter and drink the next morning.

 As a part of diabetes home remedy treatment, grapefruit is considered most beneficial. Eat three grape fruits three times in a day.

 Indian gooseberry (Amla), a rich source of vitamin C serves as the best home remedy for diabetes. Take 1 tbsp of gooseberry juice and mix it with a cup of bitter gourd (Karela) juice. Consume the mixture daily for about 2 months.

 9) Home Remedies for Dry Chapped Lips:

 Drink plenty of water every day. Cut fine slices of cucumber and rub on lips. Take a saline bath. Apply neem leaves extract on your lips.

 10) Home Remedies for Diarrhoea:

 Take a ripe banana and mash it properly. Add 1 tsp of tamarind pulp and a pinch of salt to it. Consume this mixture two times in a day.

 A simple effective home remedy for diarrhea is to drink a cup of strong tea or coffee.

 A popular diarrhea home remedy treatment is to consume a paste made of 15-20 fresh curry leaves mixed with 1 tsp honey.

 Take a ripe banana, add 1/4 tsp nutmeg powder to it and eat it on a daily basis.

 Take a tsp of date paste and mix with 1 tsp honey. This mixture is to be consumed 4-5 times a day.

 11) Home Remedies for Ear Ache:

 Boil 3-4 cloves of Garlic in some water. Mash them and add a pinch of salt. Wrap this 0poultice in a flannel or woolen cloth and place on the aching ear.

 Pour some garlic juice in the paining ear. Its antibiotic qualities help to relieve the pain.

 Take Vitamin C to boost=2 0your immune system. It is a natural antibiotic and antihistamine that helps to reduce inflammation and fever. Include zinc in your diet because it reduces ear infection. Certain foods, more commonly dairy products like milk, butter, cheese etc tend to aggravate ear infections, so it is better to avoid them during an ear infection

 12)Home Remedies for Genital Warts:

 Extract juice from onion slices and add salt to it. Apply this juice on the wart-affected area and see the magical effects.

 Another great idea is to apply the milky juice of figs on the warts 2-3 times in a day, till the warts disappear.

 Put few drops of apple cider vinegar on the warts using cotton ball.

 Consume foods rich in folic acid and beta-carotene. Eat plenty of green leafy veggies

 13) Home Remedies for Gingivitis:

 Take some clove oil and rub it on your gums. Or else, keep a clove in your mouth and chew slowly.

 Brush your teeth with toothpaste that contains sage oil, peppermint oil etc..

 In 1 glass of lukewarm water, add a pinch of salt and prepare a homemade saline solution. Using this solution, gargle two times in a day. It will help a great deal in reducing the swelling in your mouth.

 To heal the gum swelling, use an anti bacterial mouth wash.

 Patients suffering from Gingivitis should consume foods containing low saturated fats.

 14) Home Remedies for Hair Loss:

 One of the best home remedies for treating hair loss is to massage your scalp with fingers gently. It will also aid in increasing blood circulation and lend glow to your hair.


Amla oil serves as an excellent tonic for hair conditioning. Apply this oil on the scalp and see the wonderful results.. OR for nourishing your hair, apply coconut milk all over your scalp and massage it into the hair roots.


15) Home Remedies for Hangover:


Drink plenty of water before going to bed as well as when you wake up in the morning.


Eating some foodstuff while and after you are drinking will slow down the rate at which alcohol enters the blood, thereby reducing the hangover.


Consume vitamin C tablets, as they lead to the breakdown of alcohol content in the body.


16) Home Remedies for Headache:


Eat an apple with a little salt on an empty stomach everyday and see its wonderful effects.


When headache is caused by cold winds, cinnamon works best in curing headache. Make a paste of cinnamon by mixing in water and apply it all over your forehead


17) Home Remedies for Heartburn:


Ginger serves as an effective home remedy for heartburn. Grind fresh ginger and prepare ginger tea.. You can even add ginger to foods.


Increase your fiber intake, as it aids in the absorption of excess acid and gas. It helps in flushing out the toxins from your body.


Dr ink plenty of water at least 8 glasses everyday.


Green tea is also effective in treating heartburn.


Prepare herbal tea containing equal small amounts of peppermint, chamomile, ginger, licorice root and catnip. Preferably, it should be taken after dinner


18) Home Remedies for Herpes:


Take a few ice cubes and rub them on the cold sore affected area for a few minutes.


Take a warm tea bag and apply it on the fever blisters for about half an hour.


Lemon balm extract is considered valuable in healing Herpes infection.


Consume foods rich in vitamins. Zinc and iron are also vital. Eat plenty of fruits and green veggies


19) Home Remedies for High Blood Cholesterol:


In 1 glass of water, add 2 tbsps of coriander seeds and bring to a boil. Let the decoction cool for some time and then strain. Drink this mixture two times in a day.


Sunflower seeds are extremely beneficial, as they contain linoleic acid that helps in reducing the cholesterol deposits on the walls of arteries. You just need to modify your cooking style a bit and substitute sunflower seeds for solid fats such as butter and cream.


Incorporate loads of fiber in your meals, as fiber helps a great=2 0deal in lowering the cholesterol pressure in blood.


20) Home Remedies for High Blood Pressure:


A real effective home remedy for high blood pressure is to take 1 tsp honey, 1 tsp ginger juice and 1 tsp cumin powder and mix them well. Have this mixture at least two times in a day. As a part of high bp home remedy treatment, it's good to try out the idea of consuming coriander or fenu greek leaves mixed in 1 cup of water.


Take about 25-30 curry leaves and make a juice, using 1-cup water. You can even add on lime juice to it for making it tastier. Strain and drink it in the morning.


21) Home Remedies for Menopausal Disorder:


When a woman experiences menopause, she should take a daily supplement consisting of 500 mg magnesium and 2 gm of calcium.


Carrot seeds are of great value in case of menopause. In 1 glass of cow's milk, put a tsp of carrot seeds and boil for about 10 minutes or so. Consume it everyday as a medicine.


Liquorice serves as an effective remedy for menopause, as it contains the natural female hormone, estrogen. Thus, it helps in making up for the lost hormones.


22) Home Remedies for Obesity:


On an empty stomach in the morning, drink 1 glass of warm water mixed with juice of half a lime and 1 tsp honey.


In 1 cup of water, add 3 tsp of lime juice, 1/2 tsp pepper powder and some honey. Drink this everyday for=2 0about 3-4 months.


As a substitute of breakfast, consume 2 ripe tomatoes in the morning. This remedy will aid in reducing your weight at a faster rate.


24) Home Remedies for Prostate Disorders:


Pumpkin seeds are extremely useful in treating prostate disorders. The seeds of pumpkin act as a rich source of unsaturated fatty acids that are vital to the health of the prostate.. Men suffering from prostate trouble must take about 60-90 gm of pumpkin seeds daily. Pumpkin can be consumed in the form of powder spread over the cooked food. You can also mix them with white flour for making chapattis.


Zinc has been found beneficial in the treatment of prostate disorders. Take about 30 milligrams of this mineral everyday.


Vitamin E is beneficial for prostate health. The patient should be given foods rich in vitamin E like wholegrain products, green leafy vegetables, milk and sprouted seeds.


In 200 ml spinach juice, add 300 ml of carrot juice. You can even have carrot juice separately. Vegetable juices are excellent in curing prostate disorders.


25) Home Remedies for Ringworm:


Take a raw fresh papaya and cut out slices. Rub the slice on the ringworm patch. It serves as an excellent home remedy for ring worms.


Take a few mustard seeds and powder them. Thereafter, make a paste using water.. Apply the paste on the ringworm-affected area and see its wonderful effects.


26) Home=2 0Remedies for Sexual Impotence:


Garlic is considered valuable in treating the problem of sexual impotence. It acts like a tonic for loss of sexual power Chew 2-3 cloves of raw garlic daily.


Another aphrodisiac food next to garlic is onion. It aids in strengthening the reproductive organs. Prefer going in for white onions.


Carrots have proved beneficial in creating the desire for sex. Take about 150 gm of finely chopped carrots and eat them with a half boiled egg, dipped in 1 tbsp of honey. Consume it once a day for about a month or two.


27) Home Remedies for Sinusitis:


Mango serves as an effective home remedy for preventing the frequent attacks of sinus, as it is packed with loads of vitamin A. OR Another beneficial remedy consists of consuming pungent foods like onion and garlic, as a part of your daily meals.


Fenugreek leaves are considered valuable in curing sinusitis. In 250 ml water, boil 1 tsp of Fenugreek seeds and reduce it to half. This will help you to perspire, dispel toxicity and reduce the fever period.


Tie a tsp of black cumin seeds in a thin cotton cloth and inhale..


28) Home Remedies for Sore Throat:


Take 1-2 cloves of garlic and 2-3 cloves and make a paste. Mix with 1 cup of honey. Drink 1 tsp about 3 times in a day. In 1 cup of warm milk, add a pinch of turmeric powder.. Drink the milk before going to bed.


Take 1 whole onion and boil it with some water. Thereafter, mash it and add some butter, salt and pepper to it. Now eat this mixture.


29) Home Remedies for Stomach Ache:


Drink plenty of water , as it helps in ensuring smooth bowel movements.


Drink lemon tea with some honey added in it for taste. It will keep away stomach ache.


Mix 1 tsp each of mint juice and lime juice. Add some ginger juice and black salt in it. Drink this mixture.

30) Home Remedies for Tonsillitis :

Take a fresh lemon and squeeze it in a glass of water. Add 4 tsp of honey and ¼ tsp of common salt in it. Drink it slowly sip by sip.


Milk has proved beneficial in treating tonsillitis. In 1 glass of pure boiled milk, add a pinch of turmeric powder and pepper powder. Drink it every night for about 3 days.


31) Home Remedies for Toothache:


Dip 1 clove of garlic in rock salt and place it on the affected tooth.


Keep a piece of raw onion inside the mouth on the affected tooth.


Clove serves as an excellent home remedy for toothache. Keep a clove in your mouth and suck it. You can even apply clove oil on the affected tooth.


Lime is considered valuable in maintaining the health of teeth.


Consume the juice of wheat grass, as it acts as a fabulous mouthwash in case of tooth decay.


32) Home Remedies for Wrinkles:


Application of20 leftover egg whites at the bottom of the shell to the problematic area serves as an effective home remedy for wrinkles.


For the sagging skin under the eyes or on the throat, apply some odorless Castor oil.


Take some coconut oil and massage on the wrinkled skin.


Eat 1 tsp of shredded ginger along with a few drops of honey every morning.


Rub the core of a pineapple all over your face for sometime and leave it for 10 to 15 minutes.


33) Home Remedies for Urinary Tract Infection:


In 8 oz of water, put 1/2 tsp of baking soda and drink it.


Drink plenty of water, as it aids in flushing out the waste products from the body.


Drink Cranberry juice. You can also add some apple juice for taste.


34) Home Remedies for Warts:


Apply Castor oil daily over the problematic area. Continue for several months.


Apply milky juice of fresh and barely-ripe figs a number of times a day. Continue for two weeks.


Rub cut raw potatoes on the affected area several times daily. Continue for at least two weeks.


Rub cut onions on the warts to stimulate the circulation of blood.


Apply powder of herb Indian squall daily over the warts.


Apply milk from the cut end of dandelion over the warts 2-3 times a day.


Apply oil extracted from the shell of the cashew nut over the warts.


Apply Papaya juice


Apply Pineapple juice


35) Home Remedies for Vomiting:


Take 2 cardamoms and roast them on a dry pan (tava). Powder the cardamoms and thereafter add a tsp of honey in it.. Consume it frequently. It serves as a fabulous home remedy for vomiting.


In the mixture of 1 tsp of mint juice and 1 tsp lime juice, add 1/2 tsp of ginger juice and 1 tsp honey. Drink this mixture to prevent vomiting.


Lime juice is an effective remedy for vomiting. Take a glass of chilled lime juice and sip slowly. To prevent vomiting, drink ginger tea.


In 1 glass water, add some honey and drink sip by sip.

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July 11, 2010

Second Chance in Life

Dear All,
Very Good Morning!!!
Let's start the week with a Wonderful Story.....Pl do read 
It's another morning..
...  Again I have to go to office.
Ohh, this is me. I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's news paper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.
Its morning now, ohh... It's already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.
Where is everyone.??? I screamed.
"I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check." I said to myself.
So many people... Not all of them crying.
But why some of them crying.
WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor.
"I AM HERE" . I shouted!!! No one listen.
"LOOK I AM NOT DEAD" . I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.
They all were looking me on the bed.
I went back to my bed room.
"Am I dead??"  I asked myself.
Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?
I found them in the next room, all of them were crying. still trying to console each other.
My wife was crying. she was really looking sad.
My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.
How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??

How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??

How can I go without saying my parents that I m . just because of u ??

How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life. thanks for being there always when I need them. and sorry for not being there when they really need me..

I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears.
Ohh. he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.
I went there.. And offered him my hand, "Dear friend. I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me."
No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry. even then!!!
I really don't care for such people.

But one sec.. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.
My goodness.  AM I REALLY DEAD???
I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying.
I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.
My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.
"YOU R BEAUTIFUL" I shouted.
She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.
"GOD!!!!" I screamed. a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
I cried.
One more chance please. to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life..
Then I looked up and cried!!!!
I shouted..
"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"

I was sleeping..

Ohh that was just a dream..

My wife was there. she can hear me.
This is the happiest moment of my life.
I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy.. :)
So, Now it's not late.. Forget your egos, past....., and express your love to others.... Be friendly..... keep smiling and be happy for ever.

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Written by a 90 year old...the 45 lessons life taught me.

This is something we should all read at least once...