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Fwd: FW: So, you think you know it all??????????????


 So, you think you know it all??????????????




                       
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are
fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king


WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)


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Apples, not caffeine,


are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .

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Most dust particles in your house are made from


DEAD SKIN !

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.


So did the first ' Marlboro Man'.

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Walt Disney was afraid


OF MICE!

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PEARLS DISSOLVE


IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro,
Coca Cola , and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...


but, not downstairs.


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A duck's quack doesn't echo,


and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away

from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)

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And the best for last.....


Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)

So.......................





Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......

and go move your toothbrush!

And stop folding that darn paper




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Fwd: The Rat!

It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor
showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle
of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake onside and kept
a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and
ate it. Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread . The
male rat ran towards the bread. This experiment went on with the
professor changing the food every time. And, every time, the male rat
ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat. Professor
said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and
attraction.



Then, one of the students from the back rows said:- "Sir, why don't
you change the female rat? She may be his wife!




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5 Questions You Should Never Ask Your Girlfriend

5 Questions You Should Never Ask Your Girlfriend
 
Let's face it, women have the ability to read much more into a question than is meant.
For instance, a guy asks what the time is, and she hears, "I'm bored, I want to leave, I wonder if this relationship is working for me, 
I think I may be able to escape in the next few minutes, I wonder what I am doing here?" He wanted to know what the time was, 
because he needs to take his tablet an hour after supper. So what do the following questions mean to women?

Are you going to be much longer? 
She hears : Here I am sitting on my backside waiting in the car, while you are packing the baby's bag, sorting out the dog, wrapping 
the birthday present, dealing with YOUR mother's phonecall, setting the alarm and locking the house. What is taking you so long?
Why does this question irritate women?
This question merely reveals your husband/boyfriend's complete lack of understanding about what it takes to get ready to go on the 
road. And this is what makes women angry. Leave it to the man in your life, and you will arrive at the party without a present, without 
clean nappies for the baby, and to top it all, a call from the alarm company, saying the armed response says the dog is trotting around 
inside the house and they hope that is what set off the alarm.

Don't you think you should start running again? 
She hears : You are getting fat and I think it is because you are not getting enough exercise. Pick up two more kilo's and I am out of here.
Why does this question irritate women?
It makes them feel that they are being prescribed to in how they should look, what they should wear in order to be found acceptable. 
Men just don't understand that many women deal with baby blues or the difficult boss by eating a second slice of chocolate cake, 
followed by a cream caramel delight, rum 'n raisin ice cream and rounded off with a sweetie pie.

What's for supper?
She hears: Your place is in the kitchen. I don't care if your work a full day like I do, supper is your responsibility and I am hungry.
Why does this question irritate women? 
It makes them feel as if the bulk of the household responsibilities is still theirs, even if they work fulltime or earn more than their 
husbands. Especially if they shopped for the food, cooked yesterday and put three loads of washing through the machine in the last 24 hours.

What was your previous boyfriend like?
She hears: I don't like the thought of your being with anyone else, even if I didn't know you then. I really want to hear that he was 
a right royal jerk, useless in bed, couldn't hold down a job and generally disliked by all your family and friends.
Why does this question irritate women?
It makes them feel cornered – previous boyfriends are actually private territory and have nothing to do with present relationships. 
When women are hesitant to discuss previous relationships, men often react as if they are somehow being excluded and as if the 
woman has something to hide. We all have secrets and private things about which we don't talk to anyone.

Who was that you were talking to?
She hears: I don't trust you. I don't like you talking to other men. You're mine, mine, mine and don't you forget it. How much did that smile really mean?
Why does this question irritate women? 
It makes them feel as if they are being treated like possessions and not human beings. Everyone needs friends and women certainly 
do not want to sleep with every man they smile at. Heavens, that would include the 72-year-old butcher on the corner.

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The Humble Peanut… Useful info.


 
The "Humble Peanut" is actually "An Elixir of Life"...
 
The Invaluable Peanut
 
 
Safe Protein Source
Many folks overlook Groundnuts as an important source of protein. Those who have to avoid meat for health reasons often turn to soybean for their protein needs.
  
The misconception of Groundnut is it's a fatty food because of its oil content. Research has shown that its oil is actually nutritious.
    
Groundnuts are packed with mono-unsaturated fats. They are also not lacking in antioxidants which help reduce the risk of cancer and heart disease. It should also be mentioned that they have anti-aging properties which could contribute to a younger look.
  
The humble Groundnut may just be Peanuts to most folks, but weight for weight they contain more protein than meat and two and half times more protein than you can obtain from eggs.
    
Nutritional Value of Groundnut
Given here is the value of different nutrients in 100 grams groundnut.
1.               Calcium – 93 mg
2.              Carbohydrate – 16.13 gm
3.              Copper – 11.44 mg
4.              Fat – 49.24 g
5.              Fibre – 8.5 gm
6.              Iron – 4.58 mg
7.              Magnesium - 168 mg
8.              Manganese - 1.934 mg
9.              Phosphorus - 376 mg
10.         Potassium - 705 mg
11.           Protein - 25.80 gm
12.         Sodium - 18 mg
13.         Water - 6.50 gm
14.         Zinc - 3.27 mg
 
Nutritional Benefits of Groundnuts
Groundnuts and groundnut products are very beneficial in the treatment of haemophilia and other such inherited blood disorders. People suffering from nose bleeding also benefit from eating groundnuts and it is also helpful in reducing excessive menstruation bleeding in women.
   
Five main nutrients required by the body to maintain and repair the tissues namely food energy, protein, phosphorous, thiamine and niacin. These five nutrients are found in good quantity in groundnuts.
   
Groundnuts are rich vitamins and contain at least 13 different types of vitamins that include Vitamin A, B, C and E. along with this, groundnuts are also rich in 26 essential minerals like calcium, iron, zinc, boron, etc. these help in brain function and development and also help to maintain strong bones.
   
It is recommended that growing children, expecting women and nursing mothers consume roasted groundnuts with jaggery and goat's milk. It is said to provide resistance and immunity against dangerous infections like Hepatitis and also Tuberculosis.
   
Groundnuts are rich in anti-oxidants and a chemical called resveratrol. These help in reducing the risk of contracting cardiovascular diseases, cancer risk and also help in anti-ageing, thus keeping the body young and fit.
   
Milk Alternative
If you don't fancy dairy milk or have to avoid it for health reasons, you can consider groundnut milk as an alternative. The milk is as nutritious as dairy milk.
   
To prepare groundnut milk, soak a desired quantity of groundnuts in water for up to two hours. You can then easily remove the skin by rubbing it in water.
  
You are now ready to grind the nuts into a paste. Then add water to it – three times the amount of paste. Strain it through a flimsy cloth, before boiling it.
 
Take care of your health.
 

Indian Brain

Mathematician : How do you write 4 in between 5                                 Chinese : Is this a joke? 
 
Japanese : Impossible! 
 American : The question ' s all wrong! 
 British : It ' s not found on the Internet
 And the Indian
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE AMAZING ANSWER!
 
  

Indian:  F(IV)E
 
This is the reason why Indians are everywhere in the world: in finance, business, medicine, engineering.... anything to do with using both sides of the brain. 




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The Jury...

In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of:


A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating 
guilt, but there was no corpse.


In the defense's closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client 
would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.


"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the 
lawyer said as he looked at his watch.  "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."  He looked toward the courtroom door.  The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly.


A minute passed.  Nothing happened.


Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But 
you all looked on with anticipation.  I, therefore, put it to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."


The jury retired to deliberate.  A few minutes later, the jury returned 
and  pronounced a verdict of guilty.


"But how?" inquired the lawyer.  "You must have had some doubt; I saw all

of you stare at the door."


The jury foreman replied:


"Yes, we did look, But your client didn't."



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Fwd: TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!!






Subject:  TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!!







 

TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!!



TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!!

This attachment keeps up with the time and temperatures in major citis around the world. It is useful attachment to save in your files. It even displays error, when the signal is not properly updated. Very Interesting! ! 
 
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