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"Forgetful" William's wife started noticing how forgetful he wasbecoming. Being the concerned wife, she convincedhim to see a doctor. William was a little worriedwhen the doctor came in. Sensing his patient'snervousness, the first thing the doctor did was toask what was troubling him. "Well," William answered. "I seem to be getting forgetful.I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, orwhether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, orwhat it is I'm going to do once I get there, if I get there.So, I really need your help. What can I do?" The doctor thought for a moment, then answeredin his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance." ========================= Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, "So, what do you hunt?" Kurt answered "I hunt unicorns." Paul was startled, but said "Really? How do you do that?" Kurt replied, "I find a virgin and hi...

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now। ********** LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one।********** LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch।********** LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner। ********** LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire।********** BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings।********** LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with।********** LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! ********** LAW...

These are some of IAS Exam answers..........enjoy it   Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)  Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS) Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)  Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)  Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half....

What is it? Starting at  GMT 03:14:07, Tuesday, January 19, 2038 , It is expected to see lots of systems around the world breaking magnificently: satellites falling out of orbit, massive power outages (like the 2003 North American blackout), hospital life support system failures, phone system interruptions, banking errors, etc. One second after this critical second, many of these systems will have wildly inaccurate date settings, producing all kinds of unpredictable consequences. In short, many of the dire predictions for the year 2000 are much more likely to actually occur in the year 2038! Consider the year 2000 just a dry run. In case you think we can sit on this issue for another 30 years before addressing it, consider that reports of temporal echoes of the 2038 problem are already starting to appear in future date calculations for mortgages and vital statistics! In the first month of the year 2038 C.E. many computers will encounter a date-related bug in their operating systems and...

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticise me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you. ----William A Ward I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin. ----Antoine de Saint-Exupery Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things. ----Winston Churchill Any fool can criticise, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self-control to be understanding and forgiving. ---Dale Carnegie Three-quarters of the miseries and misunderstandings in the world would finish if people were to put on the shoes of their adversaries and understood their points of view. --M K Gandhi