August 23, 2013

Who loves their husbands?

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don't understand what you mean?

4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!

5. ?!?

6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

7. Am I dreaming? ???????

8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!

and the best one

10. Who is this?

1 comment:

manorma devi said...

osho koi iswar nahi he
unohone jo bhi baate batai wo sirf is shareer ke liya he
agar aap sacchai ko jaanoge to
khud samjhoge ki sach kya he
sach ye he ki ap ye jaano ki dharti ki rachna kisne ki sansaar kisne banaya
wo kon he
wo jisne hum jeso ke liye is dharti par aya or hamare paapo ko apne upar lake kar krus par chad gaya or teesre din jee utha

wo sab ke ishwar yshu masih he
jo masiha ban kar is yug me aye
2000 saal pahle aye ye sach he
ap agar bible padoge to sab jwab mil jayenge kyonki wo vachan khud parmeshwar he

az ke yug me bahut se log bharmaane wali baate karte he or log us par chalne lagte he or unaka bhla bhi hota he lekin ye sab dikhawa hota he wo apko shareer ka hi gyaan denge
jo ki shareer nashmaan he is par man lagana mruttyu he
ap khud socho or jaano
prabhu apko sadbuddhi de

Written by a 90 year old...the 45 lessons life taught me.

This is something we should all read at least once...