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Rules for Banking Service

TRANSFER KE LIYE DARNA MAT* *PROMOTION KE LIYE MARNA MAT. #Golden_words_to_Enjoy_your_Banking_Job   1. Read maximum *bank circulars and guidelines* meticulously and follow those religiously. Also be updated.   2. Do not yearn for money other than your *salary and perks.   3. Dont fear transfer. Any day transfer is better than charge sheet and suspension. 4. Do not work for promotion.   TRANSFER KE LIYE DARNA MAT   PROMOTION KE LIYE MARNA MAT   5. Do not work for target only. Focus on *Service & Work* systematically with priorities , rest will follow.   6. Say no to all *verbal order* of your seniors which are *against bank guidelines* or you feel unethical.   7. Always try to complete work within *working hours only* 10 AM to 5 PM time schedule.   8. Say no to *holidays working* if it can be avoidable except exigencies. 9. Be active in *social & association activities.*   10. Do not work for *clapping* in review meeting.   11. Respect *your juniors* and do not fear *your senior...

About Hinduism

Pl circulate - Ten Things a Hindu can do While using English Language: - written by Francois Gautier (check his Facebook page. He knows more Hinduism than many of us) # 01. Please stop using the term "God fearing" - Hindus never ever fear God. For us, God is everywhere and we are also part of God. God is not a separate entity to fear. It is integral. # 02. Please do not use the meaningless term "RIP" when someone dies. Use "Om Shanti", "Sadhgati" or "I wish this atma attains moksha/sadhgati /Uthama lokas".  Hinduism neither has the concept of "soul" nor its "resting". The terms "Atma" and "Jeeva" are, in a way, antonyms for the word "soul".(to be understood in detail) # 03. Please don't use the word "Mythology" for our historic epics (Ithihaas) Ramayana and Mahabharata.  Rama and Krishna are historical heroes, not just mythical characters. # 04. Please don't be apologet...

Written by a 90 year old...the 45 lessons life taught me.

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This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!! Make sure you read to the end!!!!!! Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio . "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more: 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree . 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement startin...

Fwd: Alphabets

"Alphabets are so intelligently arranged...they show you the way of life.... "A"lways "B"e "C"ool. "D"on't have "E"go with "F"riends n Family. "G"iveup "H"urting "I"ndividuals."J"ust "K"eep "L"oving "M"ankind. "N"ever "O"mit "P"rayers. "Q"uietly "R"emember God. "S"peak "T"ruth. "U"se "V"alid "W"ords. "X"press "Y"our "Z"eal." "

Fwd: Fw: complete vs. finished

No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between "complete" and "finished". However, in a linguistic conference,   held in London England, and attended by some of the best linguistics in the world, Samsundar   Patel , was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between "complete" and "finished". Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.  His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are "complete". If you marry the wrong woman, you are "finished". And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "completely finished".       His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Prayers do nourish!

Subject: Prayers do nourish! Prayers do nourish! A 'devotee' wrote a letter to the editor of an Indian newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to the Temple. 'I've gone for 30 years now, he wrote, and in that time I have heard something like 3,000 mantras. But for the life of me, I can't remember a single one of them. So, I think I'm wasting my time and the Gurus are wasting theirs by giving services at all. This started a real controversy in the 'Letters to the Editor' column, much to the delight of the editor. It went on for weeks until someone wrote this clincher: "I've been married for 30 years now. In that time my wife has cooked some 32,000 meals. But, for the life of me, I cannot recall the entire menu for a single one of those meals. But I do know this... They all nourished me and gave me the strength I needed to do my work. If my wife had not given me these meals, I woul...

Who loves their husbands?

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.. The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart. Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies: 1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick? 2. What now? Did you crash the car again? 3. I don't understand what you mean? 4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!! 5. ?!? 6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 7. Am I dreaming? ??????? 8. If you don't tell me who this message is ...