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Subject: Colours ! This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem, Written by an African Child When I born, I black When I grow up, I black When I go in Sun, I black When I scared, I black When I sick, I black And when I die, I still black And you white fellow When you born, you pink When you grow up, you white When you go in sun, you red When you cold, you blue When you scared, you yellow When you sick, you green And when you die, you grey                            And you call ME coloured !   ...

The First General of the Indian Army

After getting freedom, a meeting was organized to select the first General of Indian Army. Jawahar Lal Nehru was heading that meeting. Leaders and Army officers were discussing to whom this responsibility should be given.  In between the discussion Nehru said, "I think we should appoint a British officer as a General of Indian Army as we don't have enough experience to lead the same.  "Everybody supported Nehru because if the PM was suggesting something, how can they not agree?  But one of the army officers abruptly said, "I have a point, sir."  Nehru said, "Yes, gentleman. You are free to speak."  He said ,"You see, sir, we don't have enough experience to lead a nation too, so shouldn't we appoint a British person as first PM of India?"  The meeting hall suddenly went quiet.  Then, Nehru said, "Are you ready to be the first General of Indian Army? He got a golden chance to accept the offer but he refused the same a...

Perspective

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says : '' You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers. " '' Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl. " The man says : " But I am not a New Yorker ! '' Oh well then, it will say " Brave American saves life of little girl, " the policeman answers. " But I am not an American, " says the man. Oh, what are you then, says the policeman ? The man says : '' I am a Pakistani ! '' The next day the newspapers says : '' Extremist kills innocent American dog. '' ____________________________________________________________________________________   The prime Minister of China called President Bush to...

Interview unlimited !

An old one. Yet it can light up your face with a smile Once a bright intelligent young man went for IAS interview. He was asked – Q 1. When did India get independence ? He answered – The efforts started long back; but could succeed fully only in 1947. Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in this fight for independence ? Answer – There are many people, who were involved and contributed  their might in this. If I give one name, it will be doing injustice to others. Q 3. Do you think, corruption is the greatest enemy of the country ? Answer – A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report. The interview board was impressed by his original ideas on his replies. They asked him to wait outside; but also advised him not to reveal the questions, as they may ask the similar questions to other candidates also.                                                       **** When the young man went o...

The Green Thing

The Green Thing In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day." The clerk responded, " That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment." He was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had t...

React Vs. Respond

Suddenly, a cockroach flew from somewhere and sat on a lady. She started screaming out of fear. With panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach.Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group got cranky to what was happening. The lady finally managed to push the cockroach to another lady in the group. Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama. The waiter rushed forward to their rescue. In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter. The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt. When he was confident enough, he grabbed and threw it out with his fingers. Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior? If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed?He handled it near ...

A wonderful letter written by a father to his children!

I am writing this to you because of 3 reasons: 1. Life, fortune and mishaps are unpredictable; nobody knows how long they live! Some words are better said early! 2. I am your father, and if I don't tell you these, no one else will! 3. What is written is from my own personal bitter experiences that perhaps could save you a lot of unnecessary heartaches. Remember the following as you go through life: 1. Do not bear grudge towards those who are not good to you. No one has the responsibility of treating you well, except your mother and I.  To those who are good to you, you have to treasure it and be thankful, and ALSO you have to be cautious, because, everyone has a motive for every move.  When a person is good to you, it does not mean he / she really likes you. You have to be careful, don't hastily regard him / her as a real friend. 2. No one is indispensable, nothing in the world that you must possess. Once you understand this idea, it would be easier for you to go th...