Five Surgeons

> Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
> 
> The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating
> table
> because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
> 
> The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything
> inside them is colour-coded.'
> 
> The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best;
> everything inside them is in alphabetical order...'
> 
> The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers.
> Those
> guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
> and
> when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
> 
> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all
> wrong.
> Politicians from India are the easiest to operate on. They have no
> guts, no
> heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving
> parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'

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