Equations!

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time 

Equation 1  Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy  Donkey = eat + sleep  Therefore:  Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy  Therefore:  Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work  In other words,  A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.  ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++  Equation 2  Man = eat + sleep + earn money  Donkey = eat + sleep  Therefore:  Man = Donkey + earn money  Therefore:  Man-earn money = Donkey  In other words  Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey  ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +  Equation 3  Woman= eat + sleep + spend  Donkey = eat + sleep  Therefore:  Woman = Donkey + spend  Woman - spend = Donkey  In other words,  Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey  ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +  To Conclude:  From Equation 2 and Equation 3  Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend  So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!  And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!  So, We have:  Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money  Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude  Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!