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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods। She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap। The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes।" The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes। Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!" The woman said, "That's okay।" For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world। The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to"। The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me।" So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world। The frog said, "That will ...

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb,please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well". The butcher looks inside and, behold, a ten dollar note. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in ...