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Questions asked by P&G while recruiting at IIM-B. Tell me how do u like it 1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? 2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it? 3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from he water. The tide rise! ! s at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water? 4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear? 5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three? 6. There is a room.! The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die? 7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a s...

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min॥ A beer shortens your life by 4 min॥ A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!॥

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now। ********** LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one।********** LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch।********** LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner। ********** LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire।********** BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings।********** LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with।********** LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! ********** LAW...

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____ To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy ._____ The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____ In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back. _____ All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. _____ Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. _____ Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. _____ If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. _____ You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. _____ Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. _____ 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. _____ As soon as you mention something?? If ...

These are some of IAS Exam answers..........enjoy it   Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)  Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS) Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)  Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)  Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half....

Potators        Some people never seem motivated to participate,  but are just content to watch while others do the work.  They are called 'Spec Taters '.  Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted  at finding fault with the way others do the work.  They are called 'Comment Taters'.  Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what  to do, but don't want to soil their own hands.  They are called 'Dick Taters'.  Some people are always looking to cause problems by  asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or to sweet? They are called 'Agie Taters'.  There are those who say they will help, but somehow  just never get around to actually doing the promised help.  They are called 'Hezzie Taters'.  Some people can put up a front and pretend to be  someone they are not.  They are called 'Immy Taters'.  Then there are those who love others and do what they  say they will. They are always prepared...