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Lovers of the English language, which most of you're for sure, might enjoy
this.....

   There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that word is "UP."
  It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list,
   but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
   At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?
   Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and
   why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
   We call UP our friends And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP
the silver,  we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
   We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.

   At other times the little word has real special meaning.

   People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and
think UP excuses.
   To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.
   And this UP is confusing - a drain must be opened UP because it is
stopped UP.
   We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
   We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

   To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP,
look the word UP in the dictionary.

   In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can
add UP to about thirty definitions if you are UP to it, you might try
building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.

   It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may
wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is
clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it
rains, it wets UP the earth. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

   One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP,
so.............Time to shut UP ...! This is interesting.

   But to add my own bit, while it may be acceptable to hear- it is UP to
you; It may not be desirable to be told, UP (censored). ????