TAJ MAHAL AS SYMBOL OF LOVE

But The Other Lesser Known Facts are: 1. Mumtaz Was Shahjahan's 4th Wife - Out Of His 7 Wives. 2. Shahjahan Killed Mumtaz's Husband To Marry Her. 3. Mumtaz Died In Her 14th Delivery 4. He Then Married Mumtaz's Sister! Question Arises WHERE THE HELL IS LOVE ???????

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Five Surgeons

> Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
> 
> The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating
> table
> because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
> 
> The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything
> inside them is colour-coded.'
> 
> The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best;
> everything inside them is in alphabetical order...'
> 
> The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers.
> Those
> guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
> and
> when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
> 
> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all
> wrong.
> Politicians from India are the easiest to operate on. They have no
> guts, no
> heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving
> parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'

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Credit Exposure

A naked and drunken woman boards a cab in London one night.
 
The Gujju driver keeps staring and does not start the cab.
 
Woman : Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before???
 
Gujju Driver : I am not staring at you lady ..... just wondering where you kept money to pay !
 
Moral: That is what most of the American and European banks failed to do (ie) Assessing repayment capacity before taking exposure !! 
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GRANDMA IN COURT...nice

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared or the answer!   In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.     He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly,  you're a  big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate  people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a  big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will  amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know  you.." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a  drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone  and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to  mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of   them was your wife. .. Yes I know him."     The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet  voice said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me,  I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !!!

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