Satyam Scam

Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting
about their achievements.

The first one said," During my latest show, I made three women from
the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives
started panicking, no one could find the trick" .

The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air
shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town
was searching for it".

The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to
Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was
live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one
had a clue".

Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians
suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to
slip towards the door.

A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians,
"Hey what happened ? Who is that guy ? "

One of the magicians whispered, " He is the World's greatest magician,
he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all
mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name is Ramalinga
Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance
sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still
looking for it ".