Life Positive and More

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.  Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation. If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department. If they are recounting them... Put them in auditing ..  If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering. If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.  If they are throwing the Bricks at each other.Put them in operations.  If they are sleeping. Put them in security. If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.  Put them in information Technology. If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources..  If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick has  Been moved. Put them in sales.  If they have already left for The day. Put them in marketing... If they are staring out of the Window.  Put them on strategi...

1. Attitude is what life is all about.......   Soldier: sir we are surrounded from all sides by enemies,   Major: excellent! We can attack in any direction.   2. Every one knows about Alexander Graham bell who invented the telephone, but he never made a call to his family.   Because, his wife and daughter were deaf. That's life "live for others ".   3. The worst in life is "attachment" it hurts when you lose it. The best thing in life is "loneliness" because it teaches   You everything and, when you lose it, you get everything.   4. Life is not about the people who act true to your face   ........ It's about the people who remain true behind your back.   5. If an egg is broken by an outside force........a life ends.   If an egg breaks from within.......life begins. Great things always begin from within.   6. It's better to lose your ego to the one you love. Than to   Lose the one you love....... Because of ego.   7. A ...

Enjoy the George S. Patton Quotes/Quotations "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - Attributed to General George Patton Jr (from "A Genius for War" by Carlo d'Este) "An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of bullshit." - General George Patton Jr "It is absurd to believe that soldiers who cannot be made to wear the proper uniform can be induced to move forward in battle. Officers who fail to perform their duty by correcting small violations and in enforcing proper conduct are incapable of leading." - General George S. Patton Jr., April 1943 "You cannot be disciplined in great things and indiscipline in small things. Brave undisciplined men have no chance against the discipline and valour of other men. Have you ever seen a few policemen handle a crowd?" - General George S. ...

A woman awakens during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just   staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.   "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly.   "Yes I do" she replies.   The husband pauses; the words were not coming   easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?"   "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you m...

Lot of Defeats?.... then Read This... Consider This... How many times have you been discouraged because someone else did not see the brilliance of what you created, thought of, or wanted to do?  How many times have you walked away from something because you decided it must not be a good idea, too? Consider these...     *        The movie Star Wars was rejected by every movie studio in Hollywood before 20 th Century Fox finally produced it.  It went on to be one of the largest-grossing movies in film history. *        As a child, Sylvester Stallone was frequently beaten by his father and told he had no brains.  He grew up an unhappy loner.  He floated in and out of schools.  An advisor at Drexel University told him that based on his aptitude tests he should pursue a career as an elevator repair person.  It is not a bad profession but it is certainly not where Rocky ended up! *         Einstein was criticized for not wearing socks or cutting his hair.  He did not speak unt...

U nconditional L ove   Some time ago, a friend of mine punished his 4 year old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the small child tried to decorate a box to put under the tree. Nevertheless the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said "This is for you Daddy."  He was embarrassed by his earlier over reaction... He opened the box and his anger flared again when he found the box was empty.   Then he yelled at her: DON'T YOU KNOW when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside of it???  The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said,  Oh Daddy it's not empty, I blew kisses into the box, all for you Daddy. The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little girl, and he begged her for forgiveness. My friend told me that he kept that gold box near his bed for years. Whenever he was discouraged he would take out a...

1.  Never Try To Be Successful Success is the bye-product. Excellence always creates success. So, never run after the success, let it happen automatically in the life. 2.  Freedom To Life Don't die before actual death. Live every moment to the fullest as you are going to die today night. Life is gifted to humankind to live, live & live @ happiness. 3.  Passion Leads To Excellence When your hobby becomes your profession and passion becomes your profession. You will be able to lead up to excellence in the life. Satisfaction, pleasure, joy and love will be the outcome of following passion. Following your passion for years, you will surely become something one day. 4.  Learning Is Very Simple Teachers do fail. Learners never fail. Learning is never complicated or difficult. Learning is always possible whatever rule you apply. 5.  Pressure At Head Current education system is developing pressures on students' head. University intelligence is useful and making some impact ...

   Everything you eat is savored with garlic, onions and chillies. * You try and re-use gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. * You are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport. * You arrive one or two hours late to a party, and think it's normal. * You peel the stamps off letters that the postal service missed to stamp. * Your toilet has a plastic bowl next to the commode. * All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names. * You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house. * You load up the family car with as many people as possible. * You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch . * You live with your parents even if you are 40 years old. (And they like it that way). * If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel it's your duty to spread th...

UNIX: She's very objective, logical, and intelligent. She's ugly but she looks ok with lots of makeup. She's very tidy and a keeps a clean house. She only speaks ancient Greek and only listens to you if you use perfect grammar. She's very emotionally stable and refuses to argue. People consult her on really important things because they know they can depend on her. Her sister Linux is very similar in appearance, but have a more up-to-date dress sense and today more people seem to like her, over UNIX. Mac OS: She's even tempered and only blows up if you do something really stupid or if there's something seriously wrong with her system. She's beautiful and improves with age. She's very stylish and sets trends. She never lies. She is easy to talk to and you can generally get her to do what you want without much of a fuss. She's a good communicator and likes to talk to friends. She's flexible and likes change. She's always nice to people when t...

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, 'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?' The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.' The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.' The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your sheep.' The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the bac...

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? " The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic..... . . . . He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running".

Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about their achievements. The first one said," During my latest show, I made three women from the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick" . The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it". The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one had a clue". Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door. A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey what happened ? Who is that guy ? " One of the magicia...

After  having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir...

Ten Rules for Being Human by Cherie Carter-Scott 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life." 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work." 4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will...

Summary of Life   GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.  GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age c...

I was standing at Jalandhar  station when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to a terrorist. After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The Sikh youth tried to alight  the train but failed to do so. Just then a  v oice was heard from the back coach  'Sardarji Barah Baj gaye'  (Sir  it's 12  o'clock!). The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young Mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a smile towards him. The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my temptation, I walked towards him and asked why he smiled at that person who teased him.  The Sikh youth replied,  'He was not teasing me but was asking for my Help'.   I  was surprised with these words a...

Got this intersting forward....THe end kindda reminds me of a dialouge from movie Chak De India.. "Mujhe states ke naam nahin sunai dete, sirf ek naam sunai deta hai ... INDIA" We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more... 1.      We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school 2.      Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi 3.      Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi 4.      No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi. 5.      At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men 6.      All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they a...

People who ride on roller coaters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.  Black bears are not always black they can be brown, cinnamon, yellow and sometimes white. People with blue eyes see better in dark. Each year 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment. The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet. The sun is 330330 times larger than the earth. The cow gives nearly 200000 glass of milk in her lifetime. There are more female than male millionaires in the U.S.A. A male baboon can kill a leopard. When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go. Bill gates house was designed using Macintosh computer. Nearly 22,000 cheques will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour. Almost all varieties of breakfast cereals are made from grass. Some lions mates over 50 times a day. American did not commonly use forks until after the civil war. The most productive day of the week is Tuesda...