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November 18, 2010
TAJ MAHAL AS SYMBOL OF LOVE
Five Surgeons
> Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
>
> The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating
> table
> because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
>
> The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything
> inside them is colour-coded.'
>
> The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best;
> everything inside them is in alphabetical order...'
>
> The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers.
> Those
> guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
> and
> when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
>
> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all
> wrong.
> Politicians from India are the easiest to operate on. They have no
> guts, no
> heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving
> parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'
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Credit Exposure
A naked and drunken woman boards a cab in London one night.
The Gujju driver keeps staring and does not start the cab.
Woman : Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before???
Gujju Driver : I am not staring at you lady ..... just wondering where you kept money to pay !
Moral: That is what most of the American and European banks failed to do (ie) Assessing repayment capacity before taking exposure !!
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November 06, 2010
GRANDMA IN COURT...nice
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October 17, 2010
Fwd: Fw: Written by a Pakistani journalist abkout India ....... Must forward ...
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October 10, 2010
35 Indian Home Remedies
July 11, 2010
Second Chance in Life
Dear All,
Very Good Morning!!!
Let's start the week with a Wonderful Story.....Pl do read
It's another morning..
... Again I have to go to office.
Ohh, this is me. I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's news paper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
Strange.
One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.
Its morning now, ohh... It's already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.
Where is everyone.??? I screamed.
"I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check." I said to myself.
So many people... Not all of them crying.
But why some of them crying.
WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor.
"I AM HERE" . I shouted!!! No one listen.
"LOOK I AM NOT DEAD" . I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.
They all were looking me on the bed.
I went back to my bed room.
"Am I dead??" I asked myself.
Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?
I found them in the next room, all of them were crying. still trying to console each other.
My wife was crying. she was really looking sad.
My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.
How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??
How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without saying my parents that I m . just because of u ??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life. thanks for being there always when I need them. and sorry for not being there when they really need me..
I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears.
Ohh. he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.
I went there.. And offered him my hand, "Dear friend. I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me."
No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry. even then!!!
I really don't care for such people.
But one sec.. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.
My goodness. AM I REALLY DEAD???
I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying.
"OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS."
I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.
My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.
"YOU R BEAUTIFUL" I shouted.
She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.
"GOD!!!!" I screamed. a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
I cried.
One more chance please. to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life..
Then I looked up and cried!!!!
I shouted..
"GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!"
"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"
I was sleeping..
Ohh that was just a dream..
My wife was there. she can hear me.
This is the happiest moment of my life.
I hugged her and whispered.. "U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE.. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR"
I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy.. :)
"THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE."
So, Now it's not late.. Forget your egos, past....., and express your love to others.... Be friendly..... keep smiling and be happy for ever.
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY IN YOUR LIFE
... Again I have to go to office.
Ohh, this is me. I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's news paper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
Strange.
One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.
Its morning now, ohh... It's already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.
Where is everyone.??? I screamed.
"I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check." I said to myself.
So many people... Not all of them crying.
But why some of them crying.
WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor.
"I AM HERE" . I shouted!!! No one listen.
"LOOK I AM NOT DEAD" . I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.
They all were looking me on the bed.
I went back to my bed room.
"Am I dead??" I asked myself.
Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?
I found them in the next room, all of them were crying. still trying to console each other.
My wife was crying. she was really looking sad.
My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.
How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??
How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without saying my parents that I m . just because of u ??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life. thanks for being there always when I need them. and sorry for not being there when they really need me..
I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears.
Ohh. he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.
I went there.. And offered him my hand, "Dear friend. I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me."
No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry. even then!!!
I really don't care for such people.
But one sec.. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.
My goodness. AM I REALLY DEAD???
I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying.
"OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS."
I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.
My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.
"YOU R BEAUTIFUL" I shouted.
She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.
"GOD!!!!" I screamed. a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
I cried.
One more chance please. to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life..
Then I looked up and cried!!!!
I shouted..
"GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!"
"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"
I was sleeping..
Ohh that was just a dream..
My wife was there. she can hear me.
This is the happiest moment of my life.
I hugged her and whispered.. "U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE.. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR"
I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy.. :)
"THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE."
So, Now it's not late.. Forget your egos, past....., and express your love to others.... Be friendly..... keep smiling and be happy for ever.
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY IN YOUR LIFE
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