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  But The Other Lesser Known Facts are: 1. Mumtaz Was Shahjahan's 4th Wife - Out Of His 7 Wives. 2. Shahjahan Killed Mumtaz's Husband To Marry Her. 3. Mumtaz Died In Her 14th Delivery 4. He Then Married Mumtaz's Sister! Question Arises WHERE THE HELL IS LOVE ??????? ====Visit my website at http://www.lifeplan.co.nr

> Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. >  > The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating > table > because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' >  > The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything > inside them is colour-coded.' >  > The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; > everything inside them is in alphabetical order...' >  > The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. > Those > guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, > and > when the job takes longer than you said it would.' >  > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all > wrong. > Politicians from India are the easiest to operate on. They have no > guts, no > heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and the...

A naked and drunken woman boards a cab in London one night.   The Gujju driver keeps staring and does not start the cab.   Woman : Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before ? ??   Gujju Driver : I am not staring at you lady ..... just wondering where you kept money to pay !   Moral: That is what most of the American and European banks failed to do (ie) Assessing repayment capacity before taking exposure !!   -- ====Visit my website at http://www.lifeplan.co.nr

  Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared or the answer !   In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his fi rst witness , an elderly grandmother to the stand.      He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why , yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a yo ung boy, and frankly,   you're a  big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on y our wife, manipulate  people and talk about them be hind their backs. You think you're a  big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will  amount to anything more than a two - bit paper pusher . Yes, I know  you.." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?" She again replied, ...

Dear  All........... Written by a Pakistani journalist about India ....... Must forward to all Indians! Capital suggestion By Dr Farrukh Saleem Here's what is happening in India : The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese. In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 bill ion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance. In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday gift: A sixty-million dol...

Here are 35 Indian Home Remedies for everything imaginable and have been used for hundreds of years, before the advent of modern medicine. This is good especially for minor aliments and aches and pains. Print it out and keep it in a place where you can find it easily, when needed. This may avoid a trip to the doctors and/or make you feel healthy (and even look beautiful) in the process. Take Care!   1) Home Remedies for Asthma:   Take 1 tsp honey and 1/4 tsp cinnamon powder and mix them well before consuming. For people who are in their early stages of asthma, a perfect home remedy is to boil 8-10 cloves of garlic in 1/2 cup of milk and consume it during night time. Take very hot water and add a tsp of honey in it. Consume it just before sleeping and take small sips   2) Home Remedies for Body Odour:   Use antibacterial soap or deodorant soap while bathing. To combat the unpleasant armpit odour apply cider vinegar. It serves as the best body odour home remedy tre...

D ear All, Very Good Morning!!! Let's start the week with a Wonderful Story.....Pl do read   It's another morning.. ...  Again I have to go to office.   Ohh, this is me. I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's news paper. But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??   Strange.   One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.   Its morning now, ohh... It's already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee? I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.   Where is everyone.??? I screamed.   "I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check." I said to myself.   So many people... Not all of them crying. But why some of them crying.   WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor.   "I AM HERE" . I shouted!!! No one listen. "LOOK I AM NOT D...