Dear Manager (HR),
Vicky, my assistant programmer, can always be found
Hard at work in his cubicle. Vicky works independently, without
Wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vicky never
Thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
Finishes given assignments on time. Often Vicky takes extended
Measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
Breaks. Vicky is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
Vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
Knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vicky can be
Classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
Dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vicky be
Promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
Sent away as soon as possible.
Signed - Project Leader
NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report
Sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13)
For my true assessment of him.
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