Roles in Heaven as per Management Guy

  Brahma
Systems Installation
  Vishnu 
Systems Administration & Support 
  Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant 
Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management 
 
Shiva

DBA (Crash Specialist)
  Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation 
Narada
Data transfer 
  Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant 
  Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records 
  Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses 
Devas
Mainframe Programmers 
  Surya 
Solaris Administrator 
  Rakshasas
In house Hackers
  Ravan
! ;Internet Explorer WWWF
Lakshman 
Support Software and Backup
  Hanuman
Linux/s390
Jatayu
Firewall 
  Dronacharya
System Programmer
  Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects 
Valmiki 
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
  Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Arjun 
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
  Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer 
  Draupadi 
Motivation & Team building 
  Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM 
  Duryodhana 
Microsoft product Written in VB 
  Karna
Contract programmer 
  Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++
  Gandhari
Dreamweaver
  100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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