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August 15, 2009

TENSION (Parody in Indian Phonetics)

Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,
Raste me uski tabiyat kaharab ho gai.
Aapko TENSION !!
Aap use hospital le gaye,
Doctor bola – aap baap banne wale ho
Aapko TENSION !!
Aap bole – Mai iske bacche ka baap nahi !
Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli – yehi baap hai.
Aapko aur TENSION.
Phir police ayi
Aapka medical check up hua.
Report aayi.
Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.
Aapko aur TENSION !!
Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !
Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai
Wo kiske hai…????????
Aapko Phir TENSION !!!!!!

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