Some Wit and answers

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What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
Wholesome
What is the definition of Ignorance?
I don't know!

What is the difference between an Elephant and an Orange?
They're different colours.

Why is a Judge like an English Teacher?
They both hand out Long Sentences!

What kind of water can't freeze?
Hot Water :)

What game do little ghosts like to play?
Haunt and Seek!
What rises up in the morning and waves all day?
A Flag!
What do you get when you cross a biscuit and whistler's mother?
Rocker and Roll. 

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