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January 06, 2009

Some Wit and answers

What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
Wholesome

What is the definition of Ignorance?
I don't know!

What is the difference between an Elephant and an Orange?
They're different colours.


Why is a Judge like an English Teacher?

They both hand out Long Sentences!


What kind of water can't freeze?

Hot Water :)


What game do little ghosts like to play?

Haunt and Seek!

What rises up in the morning and waves all day?
A Flag!

What do you get when you cross a biscuit and whistler's mother?

Rocker and Roll.
 

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