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12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE: You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her. ELEVEN: You walk really slowly when you are with him/her. TEN: You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away. NINE: You smile when you hear his/her voice. EIGHT: When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her. SIX: He/She is everything you want to think. FIVE: You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her. FOUR: You would do anything to see him/her. THREE: While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time. TWO: You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing. ONE: You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

FW: ITS REALITY....(Smile please)

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____ To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy ._____ The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____ In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back. _____ All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. _____ Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. _____ Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. _____ If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. _____ You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. _____ Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. _____ 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. _____ As soon as you mention something?? If ...

How to stop worrying and why

Why you should stop worrying Everybody has worried about something in their lives, but do you realise the cost of worrying on your energy and your health? What does it mean to worry? “Worrying is when somebody frets about something that may or may not happen in the future” You’ll notice that the above statement has two key phrases in it “….may or may not happen…” and “…in the future.” When we worry we are actually projecting ourselves and the things we worry about into the future. When we project ourselves into the future we are laying a seed for something to happen. Let me explain this a little better by way of an example: When you got out of bed this morning you automatically project yourself into the future by asking yourself what you are going to do next. You don’t consciously ask yourself it’s a habit, so you won’t notice yourself asking you’ll automatically project your thoughts into the future. When you get up your first thoughts might be: “I’ll make a cup of coffee” “I’ll brush...

Some Wit and answers

What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over? Wholesome What is the definition of Ignorance? I don't know! What is the difference between an Elephant and an Orange? They're different colours. Why is a Judge like an English Teacher? They both hand out Long Sentences! What kind of water can't freeze? Hot Water :) What game do little ghosts like to play? Haunt and Seek! What rises up in the morning and waves all day? A Flag! What do you get when you cross a biscuit and whistler's mother? Rocker and Roll.  

some of IAS Exam answers

These are some of IAS Exam answers..........enjoy it   Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)  Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS) Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)  Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)  Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98) Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half....

When life was simpler"

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Romantic 1st lines…and deadly 2nd ones

Romantic 1st lines…and deadly 2nd ones   A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.   I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother.   Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.   Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face   Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not   I want to feel your sweet embrace But don’t take that paper bag off of your face   I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I’m good at telling lies!   My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life   I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming   My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way   My feelings...

10 Principles of Life

Stop and ask yourself today, “How do I really feel about myself?” Before you answer read these ten principles. Better yet, keep them before you daily. ******** (1) Never think or speak negatively about yourself; that puts you in disagreement with God. ******** (2) Meditate on your God-given strengths and learn to encourage yourself, for much of the time nobody else will. ******** (3) Don’t compare yourself to anybody else. You’re unique, one of a kind, an original. So don’t settle for being a copy. ******** (4) Focus on your potential, not your limitations. Remember, God lives in you! ******** (5) Find what you like to do, do well, and strive to do it with excellence. ******** (6) Have the courage to be different. Be a God pleaser, not a people pleaser. ******** (7) Learn to handle criticism. Let it develop you instead of discourage you. ******** (8) Determine your own worth instead of letting others do it for you. They’ll short-change you! ******** (9) Keep your shortcomings in perspe...

10 Little Things you can do for the Environment

The first thing is, read the next 10 things…   1 0 Little Things you can do for the Environment   1. Use a glass when brushing your teeth. Every year, billions of liters of fresh water is wasted by simply not using a glass when brushing your teeth.     2. Don’t use straws. They say the straw is the most stupid invention. They are unnecessary and only add to our waste problem. . 3. Say NO to plastics when shopping. Bring your own reusable bags when doing your grocery, or when buying single items like books or cd’s, a plastic bag, or even a paper bag is unnecessary. . 4. Turn off the lights. When there is ample daylight or when no one is in the room. You not only save on electricity, you also lower temperature as light gives off heat. . 5. Walk. Take the stairs. Or car pool or take public transportation. You not only lower your carbon gas emissions, you are also doing your heart good when you walk regularly. . 6. Unplug cell phone chargers after use. As well as all unused electronic appl...

Create files and folders without any name

Create files and folders without any name This trick will allow you to create files and folders without any name. Just follow the following steps: 1.Select any file or folder. 2.Right click on it,press rename or simply press F2. 3.Press and hold the alt key.While holding the Alt key,type numbers 0160 from the numpad. Note:Type the numbers 0160 from the numpad,that is,the numbers present on the right side of the keyboard.Dont type the numbers which are present on top of the character keys. 4.Press Enter and the nameless file or folder will be created. Reason:The file or folder that seems nameless is actually named with a single space. But what if you want to create another nameless file or folder in the same directory ? For this you will have to rename the file with 2 spaces.Just follow these steps below: 1.Select file,press F2. 2.Hold alt key and type 0160 from the numpad. 3.Release the alt key.Now without doing anything else,again hold alt key and press 0160. 4.Press enter and you wil...

Did You Know?

  Blood type and Rh How many people have it? O + 40 % O - 7 % A + 34 % A - 6 % B + 8 % B - 1 % AB + 3 % AB - 1 %      Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?   According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?     TYPE O You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive. TYPE A You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax. TYPE B You’re a rugged individualist, who’s straightforward and likes to do things your own way.  Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes...

Its a dogs life after all

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb,please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well". The butcher looks inside and, behold, a ten dollar note. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in ...