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December 08, 2012

Fwd: FW: So, you think you know it all??????????????


 So, you think you know it all??????????????




                       
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are
fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king


WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)


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Apples, not caffeine,


are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .

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Most dust particles in your house are made from


DEAD SKIN !

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.


So did the first ' Marlboro Man'.

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Walt Disney was afraid


OF MICE!

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PEARLS DISSOLVE


IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro,
Coca Cola , and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...


but, not downstairs.


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A duck's quack doesn't echo,


and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away

from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)

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And the best for last.....


Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)

So.......................





Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......

and go move your toothbrush!

And stop folding that darn paper




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