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Fwd: FW: So, you think you know it all??????????????

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  So, you think you know it all??????????????                         ***************************************************************************** The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. *************************************************************************** No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait... **************************************************************************** Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass ) ************************************************************************ You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. ***********...

Fwd: The Rat!

It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake onside and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it. Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread . The male rat ran towards the bread. This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time. And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat. Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction. Then, one of the students from the back rows said:- "Sir, why don't you change the female rat? She may be his wife! -- ====Visit my website at http://www.lifeplan.co.nr

5 Questions You Should Never Ask Your Girlfriend

5 Questions You Should Never Ask Your Girlfriend   Let's face it, women have the ability to read much more into a question than is meant. For instance, a guy asks what the time is, and she hears, "I'm bored, I want to leave, I wonder if this relationship is working for me,  I think I may be able to escape in the next few minutes, I wonder what I am doing here?" He wanted to know what the time was,  because he needs to take his tablet an hour after supper. So what do the following questions mean to women? Are you going to be much longer?  She hears : Here I am sitting on my backside waiting in the car, while you are packing the baby's bag, sorting out the dog, wrapping  the birthday present, dealing with YOUR mother's phonecall, setting the alarm and locking the house. What is taking you so long? Why does this question irritate women? This question merely reveals your husband/boyfriend's complete lack of understanding abo...

The Humble Peanut… Useful info.

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  The "Humble Peanut" is actually "An Elixir of Life"...   The Invaluable Peanut     Safe Protein Source Many folks overlook Groundnuts as an important source of protein. Those who have to avoid meat for health reasons often turn to soybean for their protein needs.    The misconception of Groundnut is it's a fatty food because of its oil content. Research has shown that its oil is actually nutritious.      Groundnuts are packed with mono-unsaturated fats. They are also not lacking in antioxidants which help reduce the risk of cancer and heart disease. It should also be mentioned that they have anti-aging properties which could contribute to a younger look.    The humble Groundnut may just be Peanuts to most folks, but weight for weight they contain more protein than meat and two and half times more protein than you can obtain from eggs. ...

Indian Brain

Mathematician   :   How do you write 4 in between 5   ?                                  Chinese : Is this a joke?     Japanese : Impossible!     American : The question ' s all wrong!     British : It ' s not found on the Internet   And the Indian SCROLL DOWN FOR THE AMAZING ANSWER!       Indian:  F(IV)E   This is the reason why Indians are everywhere in the world: in finance, business, medicine, engineering....   anything to do with using both sides of the brain.   -- ====Visit my website at http://www.lifeplan.co.nr

The Jury...

In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to  get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of: A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating  guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client  would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the  lawyer said as he looked at his watch.  "Within one minute, the person  presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."  He looked  toward the courtroom door.  The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed.  Nothing happened. Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But  you all looked on with anticipation.  I, therefore, put it to you that you  have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was kille...

Fwd: TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!!

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Subject:  TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!!   TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!! TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!! TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!! This attachment keeps up with the time and temperatures in major citis around the world. It is useful attachment to save in your files. It even displays error, when the signal is not properly updated. Very Interesting! !     Rome (Italy) Berlin (Allemagne) Moscow (Russia) Madrid ...