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December 08, 2012
Fwd: FW: So, you think you know it all??????????????
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November 07, 2012
Fwd: The Rat!
It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor
showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle
of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake onside and kept
a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and
ate it. Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread . The
male rat ran towards the bread. This experiment went on with the
professor changing the food every time. And, every time, the male rat
ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat. Professor
said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and
attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back rows said:- "Sir, why don't
you change the female rat? She may be his wife!
showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle
of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake onside and kept
a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and
ate it. Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread . The
male rat ran towards the bread. This experiment went on with the
professor changing the food every time. And, every time, the male rat
ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat. Professor
said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and
attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back rows said:- "Sir, why don't
you change the female rat? She may be his wife!
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September 12, 2012
5 Questions You Should Never Ask Your Girlfriend
5 Questions You Should Never Ask Your Girlfriend
Let's face it, women have the ability to read much more into a question than is meant.
For instance, a guy asks what the time is, and she hears, "I'm bored, I want to leave, I wonder if this relationship is working for me,
I think I may be able to escape in the next few minutes, I wonder what I am doing here?" He wanted to know what the time was,
because he needs to take his tablet an hour after supper. So what do the following questions mean to women?
Are you going to be much longer?
She hears : Here I am sitting on my backside waiting in the car, while you are packing the baby's bag, sorting out the dog, wrapping
the birthday present, dealing with YOUR mother's phonecall, setting the alarm and locking the house. What is taking you so long?
Why does this question irritate women?
This question merely reveals your husband/boyfriend's complete lack of understanding about what it takes to get ready to go on the
road. And this is what makes women angry. Leave it to the man in your life, and you will arrive at the party without a present, without
clean nappies for the baby, and to top it all, a call from the alarm company, saying the armed response says the dog is trotting around
inside the house and they hope that is what set off the alarm.
Don't you think you should start running again?
She hears : You are getting fat and I think it is because you are not getting enough exercise. Pick up two more kilo's and I am out of here.
Why does this question irritate women?
It makes them feel that they are being prescribed to in how they should look, what they should wear in order to be found acceptable.
Men just don't understand that many women deal with baby blues or the difficult boss by eating a second slice of chocolate cake,
followed by a cream caramel delight, rum 'n raisin ice cream and rounded off with a sweetie pie.
What's for supper?
She hears: Your place is in the kitchen. I don't care if your work a full day like I do, supper is your responsibility and I am hungry.
Why does this question irritate women?
It makes them feel as if the bulk of the household responsibilities is still theirs, even if they work fulltime or earn more than their
husbands. Especially if they shopped for the food, cooked yesterday and put three loads of washing through the machine in the last 24 hours.
What was your previous boyfriend like?
She hears: I don't like the thought of your being with anyone else, even if I didn't know you then. I really want to hear that he was
a right royal jerk, useless in bed, couldn't hold down a job and generally disliked by all your family and friends.
Why does this question irritate women?
It makes them feel cornered – previous boyfriends are actually private territory and have nothing to do with present relationships.
When women are hesitant to discuss previous relationships, men often react as if they are somehow being excluded and as if the
woman has something to hide. We all have secrets and private things about which we don't talk to anyone.
Who was that you were talking to?
She hears: I don't trust you. I don't like you talking to other men. You're mine, mine, mine and don't you forget it. How much did that smile really mean?
Why does this question irritate women?
It makes them feel as if they are being treated like possessions and not human beings. Everyone needs friends and women certainly
do not want to sleep with every man they smile at. Heavens, that would include the 72-year-old butcher on the corner.
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Let's face it, women have the ability to read much more into a question than is meant.
For instance, a guy asks what the time is, and she hears, "I'm bored, I want to leave, I wonder if this relationship is working for me,
I think I may be able to escape in the next few minutes, I wonder what I am doing here?" He wanted to know what the time was,
because he needs to take his tablet an hour after supper. So what do the following questions mean to women?
Are you going to be much longer?
She hears : Here I am sitting on my backside waiting in the car, while you are packing the baby's bag, sorting out the dog, wrapping
the birthday present, dealing with YOUR mother's phonecall, setting the alarm and locking the house. What is taking you so long?
Why does this question irritate women?
This question merely reveals your husband/boyfriend's complete lack of understanding about what it takes to get ready to go on the
road. And this is what makes women angry. Leave it to the man in your life, and you will arrive at the party without a present, without
clean nappies for the baby, and to top it all, a call from the alarm company, saying the armed response says the dog is trotting around
inside the house and they hope that is what set off the alarm.
Don't you think you should start running again?
She hears : You are getting fat and I think it is because you are not getting enough exercise. Pick up two more kilo's and I am out of here.
Why does this question irritate women?
It makes them feel that they are being prescribed to in how they should look, what they should wear in order to be found acceptable.
Men just don't understand that many women deal with baby blues or the difficult boss by eating a second slice of chocolate cake,
followed by a cream caramel delight, rum 'n raisin ice cream and rounded off with a sweetie pie.
What's for supper?
She hears: Your place is in the kitchen. I don't care if your work a full day like I do, supper is your responsibility and I am hungry.
Why does this question irritate women?
It makes them feel as if the bulk of the household responsibilities is still theirs, even if they work fulltime or earn more than their
husbands. Especially if they shopped for the food, cooked yesterday and put three loads of washing through the machine in the last 24 hours.
What was your previous boyfriend like?
She hears: I don't like the thought of your being with anyone else, even if I didn't know you then. I really want to hear that he was
a right royal jerk, useless in bed, couldn't hold down a job and generally disliked by all your family and friends.
Why does this question irritate women?
It makes them feel cornered – previous boyfriends are actually private territory and have nothing to do with present relationships.
When women are hesitant to discuss previous relationships, men often react as if they are somehow being excluded and as if the
woman has something to hide. We all have secrets and private things about which we don't talk to anyone.
Who was that you were talking to?
She hears: I don't trust you. I don't like you talking to other men. You're mine, mine, mine and don't you forget it. How much did that smile really mean?
Why does this question irritate women?
It makes them feel as if they are being treated like possessions and not human beings. Everyone needs friends and women certainly
do not want to sleep with every man they smile at. Heavens, that would include the 72-year-old butcher on the corner.
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August 18, 2012
The Humble Peanut… Useful info.
The "Humble Peanut" is actually "An Elixir of Life"...
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July 16, 2012
Indian Brain
Japanese : Impossible!
American : The question ' s all wrong!
British : It ' s not found on the InternetAnd the IndianSCROLL DOWN FOR THE AMAZING ANSWER!
Indian: F(IV)E
This is the reason why Indians are everywhere in the world: in finance, business, medicine, engineering.... anything to do with using both sides of the brain.
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July 05, 2012
The Jury...
In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of:
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.
In the defense's closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly.
A minute passed. Nothing happened.
Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."
The jury retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.
"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all
of you stare at the door."
The jury foreman replied:
"Yes, we did look, But your client didn't."
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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.
In the defense's closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly.
A minute passed. Nothing happened.
Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."
The jury retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.
"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all
of you stare at the door."
The jury foreman replied:
"Yes, we did look, But your client didn't."
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July 03, 2012
Fwd: TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!!
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