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The following is supposedly a documented conversation between the USS Lincoln and a Canadian "vessel".... Canadian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.  Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the captain of a us navy ship. I say again, divert your course.  Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course.  Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, I say again, that's one five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.  Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Shoes we wear are sold in AC showrooms while vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths ! Pizza reaches faster than ambulance ! Life has its own ways...Live it ! 

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c ' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99 Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c ' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999 Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999 Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion And Letter 'c' does not appear anywere in the spellings of entire English Counting . -- ====Read inspiring small stories at my website at http://www.lifeplan.co.nr . Leave a comment at the line "comment" at the bottom of any story you like. You can also SUBSCRIBE FREE at the website so that new stories will reach automatically to your mailbox. Just Click the link " http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=MotivationalLinesMorehttp/wwwlifeplanconr&loc=e...

We are at 5 right now......GOOD TIMES RETURN AT 6, SO CHEER UP! We begin this New Year with dampened enthusiasm and dented optimism. Our happiness is diluted and our peace is threatened by the financial illness that has infected our families, organizations and nations.  Everyone is desperate to find a remedy that will cure their financial illness and help them recover their financial health. They expect the financial experts to provide them with remedies, forgetting the fact that it is these experts who created this financial mess. Every new year, I adopt a couple of old maxims as my beacons to guide my future. This self-prescribed therapy has ensured that with each passing year, I grow wiser and not older. This year, I invite you to tap into the financial wisdom of our elders along with me, and become financially wiser. Hard work        :   All hard work brings profit; but mere talk leads only to poverty. Laziness     ...

The technique I am about to share with you is so simple, yet so profoundly life changing that it need only be explained within a few sentences. We are all looking for ways of being more productive and cutting out time wasting activities in our lives.  There have been countless books written about it, countless blogs blogging about it, and countless gurus doing seminars on it. Well, here is the one most powerful methods for being the most productive person you will ever be: Work as if you are being audited, and have to explain every single minute of your day. That's it.  I can guarantee you that this technique alone will double your rate of productivity. The technique works in two ways: Notice time leakages Working as if you have to account for all your time and explaining yourself will let you see exactly where you waste time.  When you know where you are wasting time you can cut the practice out. Being mindful When you work like this you are being what Buddhists call...

About a year ago, I learned of the 4 Stages of Competence from a friend and business associate. This model has really helped me gauge and measure myself when learning new skills.  According to the model, you move from unconscious incompetence to unconscious competence. Here are the four stages: 1. Unconscious incompetence -  The individual neither understands nor knows how to do something, nor recognizes the deficit, nor has a desire to address it. In short, you don't know what you don't know. 2. Conscious incompetence  -  Though the individual does not understand or know how to do something, he or she does recognize the deficit, without yet addressing it. This is the stage where you know what you don't know. 3. Conscious competence  -  The individual understands or knows how to do something. However, demonstrating the skill or knowledge requires a great deal of consciousness or concentration. You know how to do it, but you have to think your way through it. 4. Un...

BY  WILLIAM H AVERY       In the past decade India has proved its resilience. The nation survived two global recessions and multiple terrorist attacks with its secular democracy intact and its economy stronger than ever. Along the way it gained de facto admission to the club of nuclear weapon states and established itself as a future world power. India's task in the coming decade is to make this future a reality. For the world to accept India as a major power, it has to start acting like one, not just talking like one. Here are 10 things that should be on India's to-do list for the next 10 years: Quit NAM:  The organisation's membership is a who's who of third rate powers. To be in NAM is a declaration of impotence. India has outgrown it, and should withdraw. The remaining members can then non-align themselves against India if they wish. Forget the UN Security Council:  Indians should be embarrassed at its government's repeated requests for a permanent seat ...

The Love Word:   After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!   After 6 months: Of course, I love you.   After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?   Back from Work:   After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!   After 6 months: I'm BACK!!   After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?   Phone Ringing:   After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.   After 6 months: Here, it's for you.   After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!   Cooking:   After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!   After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?   After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??   New Dress:   After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.   After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?   After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?   TV:   After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?   After 6 months: I like this movie.   After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not ...

Once upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends.   She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of   delicacies. She gave him nothing but the very best.   She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.   She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult   times.   The girl's 1st boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!   One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, I now have four boyfriends ...