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"Forgetful" William's wife started noticing how forgetful he wasbecoming. Being the concerned wife, she convincedhim to see a doctor. William was a little worriedwhen the doctor came in. Sensing his patient'snervousness, the first thing the doctor did was toask what was troubling him. "Well," William answered. "I seem to be getting forgetful.I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, orwhether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, orwhat it is I'm going to do once I get there, if I get there.So, I really need your help. What can I do?" The doctor thought for a moment, then answeredin his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance." ========================= Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, "So, what do you hunt?" Kurt answered "I hunt unicorns." Paul was startled, but said "Really? How do you do that?" Kurt replied, "I find a virgin and hi...

Questions asked by P&G while recruiting at IIM-B. Tell me how do u like it 1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? 2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it? 3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from he water. The tide rise! ! s at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water? 4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear? 5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three? 6. There is a room.! The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die? 7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a s...

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