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July 16, 2012

Indian Brain

Mathematician : How do you write 4 in between 5                                 Chinese : Is this a joke? 
 
Japanese : Impossible! 
 American : The question ' s all wrong! 
 British : It ' s not found on the Internet
 And the Indian
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE AMAZING ANSWER!
 
  

Indian:  F(IV)E
 
This is the reason why Indians are everywhere in the world: in finance, business, medicine, engineering.... anything to do with using both sides of the brain. 




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July 05, 2012

The Jury...

In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of:


A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating 
guilt, but there was no corpse.


In the defense's closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client 
would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.


"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the 
lawyer said as he looked at his watch.  "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."  He looked toward the courtroom door.  The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly.


A minute passed.  Nothing happened.


Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But 
you all looked on with anticipation.  I, therefore, put it to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."


The jury retired to deliberate.  A few minutes later, the jury returned 
and  pronounced a verdict of guilty.


"But how?" inquired the lawyer.  "You must have had some doubt; I saw all

of you stare at the door."


The jury foreman replied:


"Yes, we did look, But your client didn't."



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July 03, 2012

Fwd: TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!!






Subject:  TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!!







 

TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!!



TIME & TEMPERATURE ALL OVER THE WORLD! - Unique and Very Interesting !!!!

This attachment keeps up with the time and temperatures in major citis around the world. It is useful attachment to save in your files. It even displays error, when the signal is not properly updated. Very Interesting! ! 
 
Click for Rome Fiumicino, Italy Forecast
Rome
(Italy)
Click for Berlin Schoenefeld, Germany Forecast
Berlin
(Allemagne)
Click for Moscow, Russia Forecast
Moscow
(Russia)
Click for Madrid, Spain Forecast
Madrid
(Espagne)
Click for Brussels, Belgium Forecast
Bruxelles National
(Belgium)
Click for San Jose, Guatemala Forecast
San José
(Guatemala)
Click for Acapulco, Mexico Forecast
Acapulco
(Mexique)
Click for Rio, Brazil Forecast
Rio
(Brazil)
Click for Hong Kong, Hong Kong Forecast
Hong Kong
(Chine)
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Tokyo
(Japan)
Click for Ovda International Airport, Israel Forecast
Ovda
(Israel)
Click for Makokou, Gabon   Forecast
Makokou
(Gabon)
Click for Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic Forecast
Puerto Plata
(Rp. Dominican)
Click for Nassau, Bahamas Forecast
Nassau
(Bahamas)
Click for Port-au-prince, Haiti Forecast
Port-au-Prince
(Haiti)
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Athens
(Greece)
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Zurich
(Suisse)
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Dublin
(Ireland)
Click for Beirut, Lebanon Forecast
Bayreuth
(Lebanon)
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Budapest
(Hongrie)
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Belgrade
(Yugoslavia)
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Kuwait
(Kuwait)
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New Delhi
(India)
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Paris
(France)
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Quebec
(Quebec, Canada)
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Ottawa
(Ontario, Canada)
Click for Cairo, Egypt Forecast
Le Cairo
(Egypt)
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Casablanca
(Morocco)
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Los Angeles
(California, USA)
Click for Tehran, Iran Forecast
Tehran
(Iran)
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Addis Ababa-Bole
(Ethiopia)
Click for Lublin, Poland Forecast
Lublin Radawiec
(Bologna)
Click for Sydney, New South   Wales Forecast
Sydney
(Australia)
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Miami, Florida
(USA)
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Easton Washington
(USA)
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Kodiak, Alaska
(USA)
Click for Vostok, Antarctica Forecast
Vostok
(Antartique)
Click for Havana, Cuba Forecast
Havana
(Cuba)
Click for Reykjavik, Iceland Forecast
Reykjavik
(Islander)
Click for Summit, Greenland   Forecast
Summit
(Greenland)
Click for Baghdad, Iraq Forecast
Bagdad
(Iraq)
Click for London City, United Kingdom Forecast
Londres
( Angleterre)
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Honolulu
(Hawk, USA)
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Las Vegas
(Nevada, USA)
Click for Montreal, Quebec Forecast
Montreal
(Quebec, Canada)
Click for Prague, Czech Republic Forecast
Prague
(Rpublique Tchque)
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San Andres
(Colombia)
Click for Barcelona, Spain Forecast
Barcelona
(Espagne)
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Saint Denis
(Ile de la Reunion)
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Turkey
(Ankara)
Click for Lausanne, Switzerland Forecast
Lausanne
(La Suisse)
Click for Jonquiere, Quebec Forecast
Jonquiere
(Quebec, Canada)
Click for Tahiti, French Polynesia Forecast
Polynesia frenzies
(Tahiti)
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Niamey
(Niger)
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Shanghai
(Chine)
Click for Granada, Spain Forecast
Grenade
(Espagne)
Click for Ottawa Gatineau, Quebec Forecast
Gatineau
(Quebec, Canada)
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Amsterdam
(Pays-Bas)
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Mexico city
(Mexico)
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New York
(USA)
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San Francisco
(California, USA)
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Nairobi
(Kenya)
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Brisbane
(Queensland, Australia)
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Lisbon
(Portugal)
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Edmonton
(Alberta, Canada)
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Fredericton
(N.B. Canada)
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Tel Aviv
(Israel)
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Noemi
(Nouvelle Caledonia)
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Guatemala
(Guatemala)
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Tunis
(Tunisia)
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Strasbourg
(France)
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Portland Maine
(USA)
 
 
 
 
 






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